The Girl – Me plain and simple.

I use a lot, I need to keep track and so I’m making a key for myself.

Mousey – BFF

Smasha- My smashed little bitch, love her!

(Mr.)Addict – Formerly referred to as Flirt. Smasha’s #1, my favorite ass hat.

Sassy – The big sister I never had.

Cutie – My curly girly sue, tom boy, cupcake!

Mo – My beautystien queen.

MaMa – Mo’s mom, who takes us all under her wings.

Lul – My silly little lesbian.

Techno – My current technologically driven love interest.

Model – My pretty boy, greek coworker.

Blue Eyes – My former crush, Mousey’s little man.

Mr. Trouble – He’s just what his name says he is, Mr. Trouble.

Spazzy – My Amazonian Granola Bar.

Rider – My vehicular junkie, “little big brother.”

As I was picking out the names to make this list I came upon some prior entries.

1. Dear 16 year old self don’t say yes to blue eyes… things are bad for him. He’s spiraling out of control and he’d take you with him if he could.

2. I’ve been fighting my addiction it’s been close to a month now since I’ve relapsed or even thought about it. That feels so good.

3. I so found that friend from the friend application, I call her Smasha. She’s amazing and then some!

4. When I get married I have 5 girls picked for my bridesmaids if you’d asked me two years ago who I would have wanted this would have been my response.

My best friend, my little sister, and Mousey. Ask me now and you get this answer… my little sister, Mousey, Smasha, Cutie, and Sassy. Without a doubt in my head these girls are perfection in every sense of the word. My sister is just my sister plan and simple, Mousey is forgiving forever, Smasha is to amazingly fun, Cutie has the biggest heart but could can whip any ass with ease, and Sassy is as mentioned like my older sister in every way. We’re on the same plane and she’s really been there in helping me as I grow and mature.

I love being outgoing, I’d hate to be socially awkward. It’s just to much fun to be loved by everyone.